Amélie: Mommy, shoes aren't alive, are they?
Me: No, no they are not.
Amélie: Then how can this shoe not like me? It won't let me tie a bow in the laces.
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::while in the grocery store::
Amélie: *puts hands on the conveyor belt in the checkout line*
Me: Amélie, don't put your hands on the conveyor belt.
Amélie: *takes hands off, put elbows on the conveyor belt*
Me: Amélie, didn't I just say to take your hands off the conveyor belt?
Amélie: Elbows aren't hands, Mommy.
Me: *glares*
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